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A user named M0jso apparently ported Grand Theft Auto 5 to the original Nintendo Switch. Performance overlay footage posted to Reddit shows the 13-year-old game running at a maximum of 22 FPS. The port uses a native v2699 (2023) version of the game.
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Game Porting Toolkit 4 beta boosts Mac gaming performance
Custom FPGA CPU Runs Doom at 15-20 FPS

Security engineer ports password cracker hashcat to Gameboy Advance, 16.8 MHz chip can perform a meager 727 hashes a second, 30 million times slower than a modern rig