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Joi AI hired 10 masturbation consultants from 150,000 applicants, logging 134 sessions. Self-reported data showed stress dropped 25%, focus increased 17%, and mental restlessness declined 19%. AI-guided sessions scored 7.22 out of 10, lower than toys, porn, and fantasies.
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