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Joi AI paid ten "Masturbation Consultants" $2,000 monthly to test AI-guided self-pleasure. The company claims satisfaction hit 7.22 out of 10, stress dropped 25%, focus rose 17%, and cravings fell 44%. The service costs $3.99 monthly.
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